One time, my sister, my cousin Buffy and my cousin Dennis went out to swim and fish on an island in the Mississippi River bottoms by my parents' house. You had to walk and wade for a good 15 minutes to get out to the tip of the island. My dad and my Uncle Bob shared a boat dock out on the tip of the island at the time. My sister and I got into an argument...we were only kids...and she tossed my shoes into the river. So, I tossed her shoes and her jacket into the river. I always walked barefoot during the summer, so this did not bother me. Needless to say, her feet were sore, and she was cold by the time we got home. In other words, don't piss me off! : )

Unknown "~HP GeNiuS~" Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

After you turn 30 years old, it is just another number. After you turn 60, you start to revert back to your childhood. Before you know it, you're 80 and back in diapers again!

Unknown "~HP GeNiuS~" Intrigued - 16 years, 8 months, 29 days ago

This is a true story that was told by my friend Paul last night! This is how they take care of business in the southern "redneck" states!

Paul was about 12 years old, and his dad was driving Paul, who was sitting in between his dad and his mom, to someplace in his dad's pickup truck. A snake (non-poisonous) started writhing its way across Paul's legs, so his dad panicked and started to punch the snake in Paul's lap! It gets better.......His mom and dad are deathly afraid of snakes, so while the truck was still heading down the road both his mom and dad opened their doors and jumped out of the truck which then veered off the road and struck a tree! The car was totalled, but Paul was okay!

Now, that is just too damn funny!

Unknown "~HP GeNiuS~" Intrigued - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago

How is that whenever I am watching a special about nature and animals that when they show a chimp it looks strikingly familiar to George W. Bush?

Unknown "~HP GeNiuS~" Intrigued - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago

If life hands you a pile of lemons then make some lemonade. Don't forget to add some vodka!

Unknown "~HP GeNiuS~" Intrigued - 16 years, 9 months, 13 days ago