True story- years ago I lived in the bachelor house with a couple of hippies that were older than me. It was a drab place with dingy brown carpet and ugly yellow drapes left over from the last female to come near the place a decade or so earlier. One day we got ummmm, *artificially enhanced* and cleaned for the guy who owned the place. We went all out- scrubbed the kitchen, put a new light fixture in the bathroom, and grabbed a handy steamer to clean the carpets.

That carpet was BLUE when we were done cleaning it...
Scott McDonald Playful - 17 years, 6 months, 24 days ago

"The difference between dating and marriage is the difference between 69 and 96." McDonald
Scott McDonald Playful - 17 years, 6 months, 24 days ago

"The measure of a man is not whether he makes a mistake but what he does when confronted with the inarguable fact that he just made another." (McDonald)
Scott McDonald Playful - 17 years, 6 months, 24 days ago

"Politicians are an irritating by-product of the electoral process. The solution is fairly obvious- rather than electing our leaders with a popular vote we ought to take a vote to draft them, with severe penalties for non-compliance and malfeasance. The best person for the job is usually the one who wants it the least." (McDonald)
Scott McDonald Playful - 17 years, 6 months, 24 days ago

I once went on a fix-up date with a woman who was very attractive and very very
intelligent; she was an RN and we had great conversation... drinks turned into dinner... and about halfway thru dinner she asks me "SO... how do you feel about kids?"

"Oh," I said laughing "I LOVE kids! Especially batter-dipped and deep fried!"

I never saw her again...
Scott McDonald Playful - 17 years, 6 months, 24 days ago