You wanna know what really burns my ass? People who come to me with relationship woes, tell me they're going to do something about a relationship that isn't working for them, then they go ahead and end the relationship and tell their now ex that I TOLD and ENCOURAGED them to fricken well do it! HTF does " you have to do what you feel is best for you" become "yeah, go ahead and end it with _ _ _ _ _"? I figure my role as anyone's friend is to sit, listen, state my opinion and be there during the fall out when they do something they wanted and were going to do anyways. Nowhere in the friendship handbook does it say that I should try to dissuade them from making what I feel is a huge mistake, or that I should sit there waving my pompoms in the air in encouragement of the afore-mentioned folly. We're all grown ups for frig's sakes and in the end responsible for our own actions and fates. So if you tell me you're gonna dye your hair purple and yellow and pink, or that you're gonna get the confederate flag tattooed on your back, or that you're gonna end your relationship but that it's gonna hurt like hell but you feel you're gonna do it, DON'T take my opinion and use it to justify your actions because it is merely that, my OPINION, not a set of instructions for you and how to run your life. I'm done, I'm through dispensing advice, emoting sympathy or giving a fuck when it comes to anyone and their love life. From now on, my responses are gonna be "yeah, oh no, uh huh, and how sad, and my fave... it's YOUR life" because anything else can be misconstrued and come back to bite me in the ass.
Unknown "Snuggle Bunn y" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago

K... here's another kinda rant...
WTF is it with some guys and their belief that superfluous body/facial hair is okay??? I'm talking in particular about nose hair, ear hair, unibrow and back and neck hair! Don't these guys KNOW that there are products that can HELP get rid of these things even if it's temporarily? Let's face it... guys like their women primped and groomed and NEAT. No guy asks out a woman with unibrow or one that wears a skirt with unshaven legs.
Before those of you who know me cast a glance at the Lord and Master, this is NOT a rant about him.... it's in reference to a guy I saw on my way home on the bus today. I finally manage to get a seat a few stops before my building, I glance up and there's this guy in his mid to late forties standing directly in my line of sight, and I SWEAR his ear hair WAVED at me!!! Can we say EEEEWWWWW??? I'm seriously considering carrying around a set of tweezers just so I can accost these grooming impared men and make the world a superfluous hair-free place one Yeti at a time!
Unknown "Snuggle Bunn y" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago

Rant number two...

As some of you know, I have been training for my new job for the past week or so and the sessions are from 6pm-10pm and are very dry and drawn out. I take the subway to and from Yonge and Eglinton and I don't mind it at all (as long as no smelly homeless dudes get anywhere near me). Tonight, we all stayed a wee bit later than usual and our certification test is on Wednesday night so everyone in my group is a little testy.
I exit the office building and am waiting for the signal to change so I can get to the subway station, it's cooler and rainy and I straightened my hair today so I was not looking forward to prolonged exposure to the elements. Just as the signal changes to walk, some moron decides he's gonna back a Brinks truck right into our path and PARK it there! I saw a guy in a vest open the door and take a peek, and I thought "GOOD! He's gonna tell his buddy to pull forward now(by now the signal is about to change and I wasn't up to risking becoming road pizza)!" WRONG!!!! the jackass got out of the truck and proceeded to unlock the door to a building and then come back to get his co-worker. Well.... I wasn't gonna let THAT slide... I walked up to Mr. Keyring and told him to tell the other dude that parking in an intersection and reversing the truck as pedestrians were attempting to cross was bad fecking form and that that makes whoever is in the truck a bunch of @$$holes, THEN I went on my merry way... Reflecting on this now... I think that next time I should think twice before I cuss out a couple of guys who carry guns as part of their job :S
Unknown "Snuggle Bunn y" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

K guys, here we go.... a few of you have heard this rant before but I'm wet, and tired and someone else pissed me off tonight so here goes my first one...

Two weekends ago, The Lord and Master and I were doing our running around, getting some groceries and what-not and we had to go to The Promenade Mall to pick up some stuff.
I'm rather spoiled in the way that TLAM more often than not gets us rockstar parking, even on a Saturday just before lunch time, this time was no exception... ALMOST. Why almost, you ask? I'll tell ya why... Turns out some dimwit with a vanity plate (DANCE4IT) decides that their silver BMW requires MORE than one space and that they should park in the front AND back space. I'm not talking just the back bumper in the space behind him, I'm talking the whole fricken rear end! TLAM decides that it would be foolish to try to park behind it and finds us a spot a few spaces down. I was not happy to let it go at that. I left the owner of the beamer a little note on their windshield(I rarely ever have a piece of paper to write on AND a pen in my purse at the same time, so I guess I was MEANT to write the note). It went as follows (minus the symbols, I actually spelled the words in their full glory):

Dear @$$hole,
Please learn to park inside the lines so the rest of us can f*%^ing park too.
Have a GREAT day!

A little childish, I know, but hey, I felt better about it :P


Unknown "Snuggle Bunn y" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago