This virgin girl is on
the phone and
asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out
and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has
never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to
know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks
the
boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family
pack
because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being
his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the
door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated.
The
boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to
the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I
had
no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
Unknown "~Becky~" Cheeky
- 16 years, 3 months, 28 days ago
