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"Foxy Holly"



Name:
Unknown, 39/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:33 AM
Join date:16 years, 1 month, 16 days ago
Location: Eugene, OR United States

"Me! No, ME! ME ME ME!"
About me:
I'm no good at writing anything about myself...if you wanna, be my guest! ^ ^;;

If there's something you wanna know, ask me anything. I can answer questions! =3

Otherwise, I'm funny (at times), I'm cute! *mumble*...totally cute...*mumble* I have some of the most beautiful brown/green eyes you'll ever see--and no one can change my opinion about that! I'm a hopeless romantic, I love surprises, I melt at green eyes and soft touches.

If I could be ANY animal... it'd prolly be some weird mix between a cat and a fox...but I can't think of what it would be called... Cox, Cax... no... Fat, Fax... ha ha ha, lmao... Foat? No... Caox? Eh...

Currently, I'm residing in Springtucky...but only until I can find a place back in Eugene @.@ I miss Eugene!! I'm so far away from everything I know of :( Sure, I might wanna get away from Eugene someday in life...but Springtucky's a little too far for my liking at the moment.

And on a completely different note...I like to use the little dotty thingies a lot at times, like right now!

... ... ... ... ... ... I <3 ellipses ... ... ... ... ... ...

*shuts up*

About you:
I like to hang out only with cool people who can be funny without being rude. Example: Fat jokes at a plus-sized person...not cool. I may be plus sized, but it means that I'm just more to love...not a beach whale. I don't cause earthquakes when I fall, not even slight tremors. My shadow doesn't weight 42 pounds and I can see and touch my toes thank you very much.

Anyway, pot smokers...or smokers in general: It's your choice, but I don't do well with the smoke or smell. Pot smells nasty and the smoke from both lowers property value =P Anyhoo, sorry for my bluntness, they are your lungs and if you wanna screw 'em up, I'm not gonna stop you.

Also! Perverts! I can deal with perverted, twisted jokes and conversations...but not when it's overboard. If you're constantly horny and sexual references are all you can manage from your mouth, I'm not the type of person to be friends with =)

So, back to possitive "About You"'s...I like it when a man can cook. It doesn't take an expensive dinner and a movie at the theater--although money spent on me still makes me blush--but a nice, yummy at-home dinner with no one to interrupt...*glees*...total awesomeness! I think women like that though more so because we don't have to cook then...I dunno, lol...

Sooo...I'm totally into meeting new friends, especially lately! Wanna be friends??? Send me a message! Let's be friends!!! Please, please, please?? Cherry and sprinkles on top? =^.^=

Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight

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I don't know whether this is a spur of the moment, just for the moment kind of thing...but I am sick of most men right about now. DON'T FUCKING MESSAGE ME LOOKING TO GET IN MY PANTS! No one is understanding this. I'm fucking tired of everyone e-mailing me for sex, or sending me "recent" pictures and turn out NOTHING like them... or pictures of their genitals! I'm fucking tired of being stood up, bothered by men who don't really care... and even worst, I'm tired being alone at night.... hence why it's 2am and I'm not asleep yet....
Unknown "Foxy Holly" Sparkling - 15 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
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The greatest skit in the world...


Unknown "Foxy Holly" Sparkling - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago
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The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:

"Ladies and Jellyspoons, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed Mosquitoes and Bow-legged Ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you,
to tell you something I know nothing about.

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.

Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.

The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
(The blind man went to see fair play;
the mute man went to shout "hooray!")

Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.

A paralyzed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall."

And then the man with no legs walked away.

Unknown "Foxy Holly" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the Psycho Path.

How do you get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it!

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position on the dirt bag.

Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, Dang!
A bad skydiver goes Dang!, whack.

How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Unknown "Foxy Holly" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
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I had to delete one of the videos because it was no longer available, and that made the second one a little more pointless than it already was... but, I left the mixed on here for God only knows why :) Enjoy!


(Wooshoo! Wooshoo! Wooshoo!)

Gone crazy, back in...*pause*...wait...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEVA'!!!!!!!!
Unknown "Foxy Holly" Sparkling - 15 years, 11 months, 26 days ago
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