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The Way Children See Things!

NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the
back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!


HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the
toilet a few days ago.


OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from
his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then
asked, ! ! ! "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth
fairy will never believe this!"


DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the
next morning."

SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting
my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
won't let me talk!"

BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's
voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear

Unknown "BABE" Calm - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago
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Ek hoop ons almal vang hierdie skimp!
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Unknown "BABE" Calm - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago
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Is dit nie maar hoe ons almal party maande voel nie! Veral hier op HP! LMGA
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Unknown "BABE" Calm - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago
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SOME GOOD ADVICE

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To
anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice...

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they
did not and will not learn in school. He talked about how today's feel-good,
politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no
concept of reality and how this concept has set them up for failure in the
real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 (±R390 000 – 00 per year / R32 500 – 00 per month)
a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you think you are. So before you
save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give
you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear
the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get unlimited holidays, free
time off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. (and they DO die)

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!
If you are reading it in English - Thank a soldier!!

Unknown "BABE" Calm - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago
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One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that
> > her
> >> friend had told her where babies come from.
> >> Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me
> > all
> >> about it?"
> >> The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mummy and Daddy take off
> > all
> >> of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingie sort of stands up, and then
> >> Mummy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's
> > how
> >> you get babies."
> >> Her mum shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said,
> > "Oh,
> >> Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... That's how
> > you
> >> get jewellery."
Unknown "BABE" Calm - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago
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KAN WEER GAAN POST IN BUNNY NADIA
Unknown "Sexy bunny" Purring - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago
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You have been given a rose~.
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Unknown "Sexy bunny" Purring - 16 years, 3 months, 8 days ago
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Thx vi di thumbs - al jou tales ge thumb
Unknown "Sharky" Peaceful - 16 years, 3 months, 11 days ago
Dasja Fourie
Wou net sê Hi !! ^_^
You have been given Here, have a weird fluffy thing..
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Dasja Fourie "Dolfyntjie NFS" - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago
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You have been given Just wanted to say.
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Samantha Botha Adventurous - 16 years, 4 months ago
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Thanks For Shopping !!
You have been given Thanks.
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