she's cheeky, I like her!

Dear Zookeeper,

I notice you have one too many redheads in your collection and have taken it upon myself to remove her for you. No need to thank me. Gifts and/or hard cash will suffice.

Sincerely,

A good Samaritan.

for your future journeys hehehe :o) xx

You have been given a VW Passion Wagon. Crafted by

My sister lives in Telford!

I'm good, u? xx

(hello Martha! btw lol)

Dear Shopper,

We are calling back our stock of Santas owing to a possible outbreak of mange.

Sincerely,

The Management.