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carnivorous
"The Flirtinator"
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Edmund Dante, 44/Male
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 3:33 PM |
Join date: | 16 years, 10 months, 15 days ago |
Location: | Portland, OR United States
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About me:
I'm very easy going, and usually incredibly bored. I enjoy talking to people online. please, feel free to message me. I'm a very social animal, but I enjoy my status as the alpha male. I try to take very good care of my pets. I pet them daily, and frequently give treats. I have degrees in English and Political Science, and enjoy talking about a wide variety of subjects.
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About you:
if I bought you and you don't know me, its probably because I know you'll be resold for a profit. If you are thinking about buying one of my pets, don't buy one I have named - if you do, I'll hunt you down and piss in your cheerios!
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Looking for: | Friendship |
Orientation: | Straight
| Herds (lead): | stay the f^<k out!, auction thumb herd | Herds: | ~FioNa'S THuMBz~, Sexy Pets, frιdα´s wOr↓d ♥, .::TeAsE mE::., La vita é bella |
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Serene
Jynnie
"Jynniebear"
131250 pts
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Edmund's tales
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low on points again. how about thumbing me a little. maybe I'll finger you in return! ;)
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous
- 15 years, 3 months, 17 days ago
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apparently, someone thinks I have a fake profile.... no matter. I know I'm real, I think.... damn, now I'm not sure. my self-confidence is shaky.... okay, no its not. anyway, that's the reason for the new pic. get over it!
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous
- 15 years, 4 months, 13 days ago
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repost, cuz I like this on the first page. If I pet you, the reason is probably listed below: 1. you're sexy/attractive. 2. you pet me first. 3. your "about me" made me laugh. 4. your "about me" was intellectually stimulating. 5. I bought you. 6. I used to own you. 7. I want to own you. 8. I was actually trying to pick your pocket. 9. to get your attention, so stop ignoring me damn it!
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous
- 15 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
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a new tale? it's been a while, so I suppose its time. there. done!!! damn, I'm exhausted now. I'm gonna go have a nap.
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous
- 15 years, 5 months, 3 days ago
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added a new picture, cuz I'm tired of getting bitched at for not having more.
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous
- 15 years, 12 months ago
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sticks & stones
Most recent customers:
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needs spanking
Nikki
70 pts
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Come fly with Me
Stein
"Pothos"
387836 pts
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gone
Gone
"Captain Mat"
50 pts
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