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Breezy
Breezy owns this human at 1837500 points.
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Edmund Dante
"The Flirtinator"



Name:
Edmund Dante, 44/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:55 AM
Join date:17 years, 1 month, 13 days ago
Location: Portland, OR United States

About me:
I'm very easy going, and usually incredibly bored. I enjoy talking to people online. please, feel free to message me. I'm a very social animal, but I enjoy my status as the alpha male. I try to take very good care of my pets. I pet them daily, and frequently give treats.
I have degrees in English and Political Science, and enjoy talking about a wide variety of subjects.
About you:
if I bought you and you don't know me, its probably because I know you'll be resold for a profit. If you are thinking about buying one of my pets, don't buy one I have named - if you do, I'll hunt you down and piss in your cheerios!
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): stay the f^<k out!, auction thumb herd
Herds: ~FioNa'S THuMBz~, Sexy Pets, frιdα´s wOr↓d ♥, .::TeAsE mE::., La vita é bella
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Edmund's tales
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Edmund Dante
low on points again. how about thumbing me a little. maybe I'll finger you in return! ;)
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous - 15 years, 6 months, 19 days ago
Edmund Dante
apparently, someone thinks I have a fake profile.... no matter. I know I'm real, I think.... damn, now I'm not sure. my self-confidence is shaky.... okay, no its not. anyway, that's the reason for the new pic. get over it!
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous - 15 years, 7 months, 15 days ago
Edmund Dante
repost, cuz I like this on the first page.

If I pet you, the reason is probably listed below:

1. you're sexy/attractive.
2. you pet me first.
3. your "about me" made me laugh.
4. your "about me" was intellectually stimulating.
5. I bought you.
6. I used to own you.
7. I want to own you.
8. I was actually trying to pick your pocket.
9. to get your attention, so stop ignoring me damn it!
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous - 15 years, 8 months, 2 days ago
Edmund Dante
a new tale? it's been a while, so I suppose its time. there. done!!! damn, I'm exhausted now. I'm gonna go have a nap.
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous - 15 years, 8 months, 6 days ago
Edmund Dante
added a new picture, cuz I'm tired of getting bitched at for not having more.
Edmund Dante "The Flirtinator" carnivorous - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
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Breezy
Happy birthday hot stuff!!!!
A Little Extra Attention ♡ You have been given A Little Extra Attention ♡.
Crafted by Loz
Breezy " Sexy pants ;)" Playful - 11 years, 3 months, 25 days ago
wildirish

You have been given come ply with me ...NOW!!.
Crafted by Darryl
wildirish "Feral Nympho" prowling - 11 years, 10 months, 17 days ago
Lore

giving you sweet kisses~♥ You have been given giving you sweet kisses~♥.
Crafted by __
Lore "?" Inspired - 13 years, 13 days ago
Debbi
hi, .....so there! ;-)
Came By To Say Hello You have been given Came By To Say Hello.
Crafted by Lady P
Debbi "Otter Pal" Feisty - 13 years, 1 month, 11 days ago
VanDraka
lalaff i love how your page is funny and real xD
~Cheers!
VanDraka "ღpetite esclav" Neglected - 13 years, 8 months, 15 days ago
Immortalis

*Cheesy Grin* == You have been given *Cheesy Grin* ==.
Crafted by Ga-z-ry
Immortalis "zinnia " +why yes, I am spectacular+ - 13 years, 11 months, 27 days ago
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