Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch?
Unknown "Sweet Val" Lonely - 16 years, 8 months, 28 days ago

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying,

"Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Unknown "Sweet Val" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months ago

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fucking Goofy."

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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said,

"No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"




Unknown "Sweet Val" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 14 days ago