Husband and wife are having hard financial times,
so they decide she'll become a call girl.
She's not quite sure what to do, so he says,
"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy
and tell him it'll be a hundred bucks. If you've got
a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks,
"How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "Shit. All I've got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on." She runs back to her husband and says,
"What can he get for thirty dollars?"
He says, "A handjob."
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty
dollars is a handjob. He says, "Okay."
She gets in the car, he unzips his pants,
and out pops a wang.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says,
"I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
"Harry, can
you lend this guy seventy bucks?
Unknown "Gone missing" Frisky
- 16 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
