Okay, here goes...my Tale, as it were.

There once was a pregnant Canadian girl, who found an application on Facebook called Human Pets. She got invited by one of her old friends named Jay. She came on to check out this whole Human Pets thing and noticed some fiesty hot aussie blonde named Sasha had her as her pet - not Jay. She noticed a little bit of a buying war going on over her and it amused her very much. She obviously wanted Sasha to own her, even not knowing her.

So, she eventually started talking to Sasha, and she noticed how funny and clever she was. They hit it off instantly. They left funny little messages for eachother, about how awesome the other was, and anyone could clearly tell they were fuckin hilarious. :) They took eachother on trips and whenever Diana got petnapped from Sasha from another owner, Sasha always came back on and snatched her up again..leaving quite the nasty message to the horrible person who had stolen her beloved Diana. Sasha was a big fan of Vaccinating Diana after any random stranger had her. She said "I dont know where you've been".

The time soon came when Diana also wanted to own Sasha...but her is when the whole dubachery comes in, and why Human Pets can be so addicting. (A warning to all you Newbie users out there) Sasha was owned by a Fin named Tommi. Diana thought nothing of coming up with the 10 000 to buy Sasha from Tommi, and change her name from "Thirsty". And Diana was glad to have Sasha as her own. But alas, the next time she came on to Human Pets, lo and behold, Sasha was no longer hers...Tommi had reclaimed the glorious Sasha. And increased her amount to 15 000 pts! Diana whored every thumb she had to get more points, and finally she had enough...until Tommi bought her again.

This went on for some time, Diana whoring her thumbs out in express "You thumb me, and I'll thumb you", and auctioning off naughty pictures of herself to raise the cash...she was like an addict! She needed her Sasha. Sasha also wanted to belong to Diana and get telling Tommi that, but as you all well know, Finnish people are evil! (haha) Diana and Sasha pleaded with Tommi to just let her go, but he was having to much fun, keeping these two lovebirds from eachother.

Then one day, when Sasha price was fixed high at 60 000 points, a nice man named Kevin Hancox bought Sasha from Diana after seeing her desperate plea for points to buy her in an auction. That was the sweetest thing anyone had done for Diana on Human Pets (After Sasha had bought Diana, of course!) That held Tommi off for a while, but Diana knew it wouldnt be forever. She still kept whoring her thumbs...just waiting.

But the love between Diana and Sasha grew. They still enjoyed all the fun things human pets had to offer, and they reveled in the fact they had a mutual Frenemy in Tommi Backgren. Human Pet life was good! Utnil Tommi struck again! Raising the price to an incredible 130 000 points! But Diana was no fool,she quickly countered and reclaimed Sasha as her own. 140 000, then 150 000. The price was sky high, but for Sasha, Diana would pay anything!

On and on this went, until Sashas price was near 250 000 points. But in Dianas eyes... it was a paltry sum. Diana bought her beloved Sasha and the rest is history.

Epilogue

Now, after all the excitement has gone, Diana and Sasha rarely come to Human Pets. They still own eachother to this day, although, there have been some incidences that showed other wise,but they will forever own eachother in their hearts.Very rarely, you can still see them come to Human Pets... like ghosts reminiscing a time when this was their life. So if you see them, honor them, for they once ruled this little nook of Human Pets... but there love will last forever. So Thumb! hahaha
Love ya Sasha. muah! xoxo

Unknown "100%Sasha's" Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 9 days ago