IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX...BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET...THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE. YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE...OR REALLY CREEP YOU OUT ><
Unknown "PIG" Inspired - 15 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

Mildred, a 93 year old woman, is upset over the death of her husband and decides to shoot herself in the heart. She calls her doctor to inquire as to where the heart is.

The doctor says," your heart would be just below your left breast."

That night, Mildred is admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
Unknown "PIG" Inspired - 15 years, 11 months, 14 days ago