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Raven Moon
Raven Moon
"Beautiful Raven"



Name:
Raven Moon, 61/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:41 AM
Join date:12 years, 4 months, 19 days ago
Location: Minneapolis, MN United States

"Quote the Raven Nevermore"
About me:
Single and sensual woman who is lured by the moon. Looking for Mr. Right. Feel free to buy me...like to meet people. :)xxxxxxxxx QUOTH THE RAVEN NEVERMORE

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Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Celestial Bodies
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Raven Moon
STOLEN---RETIRED/BORED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels on his chest.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, he yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a
fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the check out clerk and asked where the fitting room was?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'

One of the clerks passed out.
Raven Moon "Beautiful Raven" Curious - 8 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
Raven Moon
Xmas lights to For Whom the Bell Tolls
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Raven Moon "Beautiful Raven" Curious - 8 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
Raven Moon
Xmas light to Burn it to the Ground
http://youtu.be/1OtIA7Higdc
Raven Moon "Beautiful Raven" Curious - 8 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
Raven Moon
Xmas light...Master of Puppets
http://youtu.be/tQ2HnCbVavY
Raven Moon "Beautiful Raven" Curious - 8 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
Raven Moon
Check out this xmas light show with Pantera
http://youtu.be/MhYNv7H2mls
Raven Moon "Beautiful Raven" Curious - 8 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
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To help you relax this weekend...
A Sensual Massage You have been given A Sensual Massage.
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