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so I've finally decided where I'm probably going to go to college....


MICA!!!

its an awesome art school in Maryland! :D
woo ^^
Unknown "awesome toilet " Sparkling - 16 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
Unknown
[WITCH]
In the past, when your mother was with child, she developed
an unusual appetite. SHe took one look at my beautiful garden
and told your father that what she wanted more than
anything in the world was

Greens, greens and nothing but greens:
Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery,
Asparagus and watercress and
Fiddleferns and lettuce-!

He said, "All right,"
But it wasn't, quite,
'Cause I caught him in the autumn
In my garden one night!
He was robbing me,
Raping me,
Rooting through my rutabaga,
Raiding my arugula and
Ripping up my rampion
(My champion! My favorite!)-
I should have laid a spell on him
Right there,
Could have changed him into stone
Or a dog or a chair...

But I let him have the rampion-
I'd lots to spare.
In return, however,
I said, "Fair is fair:
You can let me have the baby
That your wife will bear.

And we'll call it square."

[BAKER]
I had a brother?

[WITCH]
No. But you had a sisiter.

[NARRATOR]
But the witch refused to tell him anymore of his sister.
Not even that her name was Rapunzel.

[WITCH]
I though I had been more than reasonable.
But how was I to know what your father
had also hidden in his pocket?!

[BAKER]
What?

[WITCH]
Beans.

[BAKER & WIFE]
Beans?

[WITCH]
The special beans.

I let him go,
I didn't know
He'd stolen my beans!

I was watching him crawl,
Back over the wall-!
Then bang! Crash!
And the lightning flash!
And- well, that's another story,
Never mind-
Anyway, at last
The big day came,
And I made my claim.
"Oh, don't take away the baby,"
They shrieked and screeched,
But I did,
And I hid her
Where she'll never be reached.

And your father cried,
And your mother died
When for extra measure-
I admit it was a pleasure-
I said, "Sorry,
I'm still not mollified."

And I laid little spell on them-
You, too, son-
That your family tree
Would always be a barren one...

So there's no more fuss
And there's no more scenes
And my garden thrives-
You should see my nectarines!
But I'm tellling you the same
I tell kings and queens:
Don't ever never ever
Mess around with my greens!
Especially the beans.


Unknown "awesome toilet " Sparkling - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
Unknown
2 WEEKS OF SPRING BREAK!
yaay!

also college update for whoever cares ^_^
ive gotten into Hampshire, MICA, College of Santa Fe, Ithaca, and college of Wooster!
and i havent been turned down by anyone :)
woo hoo!
Unknown "awesome toilet " Sparkling - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago
Unknown
Doo Dah Doo Doo
Dance Instruction Tape
For Children

are you ready kids?
doo dah doo doo
hahahahaha
slap your hands!
spread those wings!
doo dah doo doo
feather your bangs!
shake your buns!
thats nice
now think about your dad!
whats you dad like?
i wanna meet that dad
doo dah doo doo!

doo dah doo doo part 2

slap your face!
slap your friend!
get sexy kids!
doo dah doo doo
it stinks in here
smells like meat!
rotten meat!
kids why would you bring that rotten meat in here of all places
kids you stupid motherfuckers what the hell's wrong with you kids

Unknown "awesome toilet " Sparkling - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
Unknown
thumb me please O_O
i need points...
Unknown "awesome toilet " Sparkling - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
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Mrs Grimes
lOVE YOUR THE IT crowd item its my fave programme ever...you get it in the States????...x
You have been given ROY,MOSS AND RICHMOND NIGHT OUT..
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Mrs Grimes "Golden Gloves" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 16 years, 1 month, 24 days ago
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i am so that special. maybe you're not special enough to own me.
Unknown "crazy jay" Carefree - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
Unknown
you don't own me anymore. fight back!
Unknown "crazy jay" Carefree - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
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random comment #5729) *lasered* You have been lasered
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 16 years, 4 months, 21 days ago
Unknown
Great Job!
You have been given Tim & Eric Humor!.
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Unknown "Anwell" Evasive - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago
Unknown
lol no humbug at all.
pointy friends??? whuts that? ^^
Unknown - 16 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
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