GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is
good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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SUCCESS:

At age 4 succes s is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . .. not piddling in your pants.
Unknown "Blonde Star" Adored - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
Unknown "Blonde Star" Adored - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the
questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Unknown "Blonde Star" Adored - 16 years, 8 months, 10 days ago

“The lonely one offers his hand too quickly to whomever he encounters” - Friedrich Nietszche
Unknown "Blonde Star" Adored - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago