You have been given A Gift For You. Crafted by William Crawford

WOMAN SPEAK
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN, on the other hand, are - for the most part - easy to get and fairly
easy to please. Do you how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up.

MAN SPEAK
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice figure
5. I love you = Let's get frisky!
6. I am bored = Do you want to try something kinky?

You were taken on a trip! You have trained as a ninja.

You have been given this dragon is watching you. Crafted by Unknown

Consider yourself Thumbed!

You have been given Is It Friday Yet?. Crafted by

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