Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's messed you don't answer chat
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside facebook
you didn't have to, but you coulda made a signed pic for Matthew
That's my pet's brother man, he's only six years old
We waited online for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty crappy man - you're like his f'in idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes your profile more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in chat - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my owner neither;
he used to always outbid my mom just to beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your blogs
so when I have a crappy day, I get to a computer and log on
cause I don't really got nothin else so that stuff helps when I'm depressed
I even photoshopped your name across my chest
Sometimes I even cut my pics so the prints don't bleed
It's like adrenaline, the edit is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you post is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My owner's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us coming up
You gotta e-mail me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should chat together too
Unknown "the dude" Seductive
- 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago