Surprisingly true
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
It’s impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
You never ever run out of salt.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
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