i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but teh wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Unknown "sexy milf!" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

Surprisingly true

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

It’s impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

You never ever run out of salt.

Old ladies can eat more than you think.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Unknown "sexy milf!" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

would like to point out that the poems on this page are not about me but inspired by things which have happened to people I know and care about!
Unknown "sexy milf!" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

You’re sorry that you hurt me,
You’re sorry that you left.
You’re sorry that you couldn’t
Handle all the stress.

You’re sorry that you hurt me,
You’re sorry that you left
I’m glad you didn’t see me cry
The silent nights I wept.

My life is upside down now
My life is in a mess,
But you’re sorry that you hurt me
And you’re sorry that you left.

I’m sorry that you hurt me,
I’m sorry that you left.
I’m sorry that I loved you,
And that you loved me less.

Unknown "sexy milf!" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

Forget you,
Never!
For you were the one who took my fragile heart
And shattered it into a million shards.
Though I have tried to rebuild it,
Some pieces are missing.

Forgive you,
Never!
For you were the one who brought another woman
Uninvited, into my seemingly solid life.
Though I tried to understand why,
No explanation was enough.

Forsake you,
Never!
For you were the one my children called father
Their hero, their champion, their infallible guide,
Though I tried so hard to prevent it,
You fell from grace and my heart.

Unknown "sexy milf!" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago