Greg was wandering around Japan Town, in San Fransico and saw a little pokemon stand that he just couldn't resist; the panda wandered over to the stand and reached out to grab a lone standing Red Pickachu, one of the rarest types, when a Moldy peach named Jules hopped over and sat on it and said "TIS IS MINE BITCH! Greg(Panda) was so angry but when he looked at her orange skin patterned with green moss along with those huge cracked out pupils, like some old school asian anime character, he instantly calmed down and asked her her name; she said her name was jules, and he told her his and thats how they met.
So Jules and Greg have been seeing each other for a while now and they decided to go on a trip to texas for their 3 month anniversary. They went out having fun in Dallas, but Jule's ate a bad berry, and thought she was a bird and attacked a magician so they were broke and we're forced to work on a ranch herding sheep on a mountain called Broke Back. Little did they know that their relationship would never be the same. . . While working out on the mountain one night, when the full moon was out, something dreadful happened. "What's that sound?, said Greg. "I don't know but I think it's following us.", said Jules.
"shh do you hear that?"
"no. . "
"exactly we're in a forest. . . why is it this quiet?"
Suddenly a Vampire busts out the tree and bites Jules!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She begins to transform into something more than just a peach, SHE IS A MOLDY VAMPIRE PEACH! Her green patches glowed like emeralds, and her huge eyes turned all red and cat-like, and she grew hands and feet and a cape and was like "MWHAHAHHAHaHHAAHAHA! I WANT SOME PIE!!!"
The vampire rolled on the ground grasping it's neck, obviously from trying to suck blood out a moldy peach, and after a few minutes finally regained her composure. "Hey, sorry, my name is Jerrolyn." after fixing the mishap that had happened everyone introduced themselves and became friends, and Greg the panda was able to kiss Jules again because Vampire bites apparently cures all infections including Gingavitis of the skin that has covered jules body when she was mistaken for a crack head, not far from it anyways, and thrown into a toilet.
The trio soon returned to Califronia and there they adopted a baby Tai Shan who was later taken away from them from the Zoological Park in Washington D.C viewing the fact that a panda, a moldy peach with teeth, and a vampire raising a baby was unnatural. They were heartbroken. Then something devastating happened.....They were deported to China!
The 3 were imprisioned in Bei Xing where the Emperor Gaara Made Jerrolyn(panda) his love slave. Jules could only watch in despair as her lover was being raped by this twisted warlord, and laughed a few times[Vampires are unisex]. When it was all over he set his eyes on Greg(panda). Luckily Bobby Lim was back in power in communism and decides to take back Bei Xing, he killed the emperor and since he loved pandas he sent everyone back to the states
they were so overjoyed to be sent back to the U.S the first thing they did was go to the RAGE in San Fran and Get hella Hyphy! We were two Hyphy animals;fruit;mythical beings Getting our freak on!! The next morning was HELLL!!!! Greg sprawled over Jules and gah! He weighs a ton! Tossed him over and found another Panda There!!! It was a SHE!!??? Jules screamed in Horror which woke them up. Greg Screamed too then after having a talk to the She panda they found out her name was Diana AKA DEE DEE!
Everyone were in compete shock!! Greg and the Vampire had a 3 way with this Female Panda DEE DEE!! Dee Dee was a Panda from Little Japan town and had a thing for Pikachu dolls which everyone liked and soon got along. But Dee Dee was weird First off she didn't like how everyone ate bamboo all day she said BAMBOO IS NOT LIFE!! Which annoyed the hell out of everyone. She also didn't like going to raves and thought E was a letter and not an illegal substance that gives moldy peaches the energy to fly and breathe fire and stay up for days and open up the imaginations to all moldy fruits in the world! The 4 of them became good friends and 3 months later they saw that Dee Dee was gaining a lot of Weight. everyone kept bugging her about it until she spill. She was pregnant!!! It was from the 3 way that happened 3 months earlier!!! At first they were shocked, but then overjoyed as has found out we will soon have another baby!! Dee Dee was in denial. And merely repeated the same phrase over and over again "My baby has two daddies...my baby has two daddies....and a Moldy peach . . ."
For the next few months everyone nurtured Dee Dee and waited for her to squeeze a tiny Panda From her panda pouch. Then the Day came, She squeezed and...Well that was it. Baby pandas are only the size of a pea when born it was all pink and disgusting like a little white kid has just been born. everyone looked into each other eyes and held the baby in our paws/claws/Mickey mouse hands - it was baby girl. They decided to name her Fiona. Dee Dee Looked at everyone and demanded her baby back they let her embrace her daughter. Then she said that she was going to keep the baby to raise alone. She was not about to have her baby have two daddies! So we did what was natural. We increased the morphine given to her and as she fell into a cationic state we took the baby and went on our way. Do to natural selection Greg was somehow able to secrete milk from his feet and our Baby soon became a happy little hyper girl with ADHD. While Dee Dee sat in the Hospital bed plotting revenge.
Jerrolyn taught the baby Girl soo many things. Like how women usually only want you for your momey or how they use sex as a weapon. She also had a farm experience which made her have a new found love for cows[DON'T THINK DIRTY!]. Now back in the Hospital Dee Dee was planning her revenge she called up her Gorilla Friend Mj and told her what had happened and soon they devised a plan...weeks past and everyone was having a handful with the demon child. one day they heard the door bell ring when Jules came to open it opened it there was this little Drunk Irish Monkey asking if she wanted to buy some diappers. Fiona was having excessive diarrea so they needed some badly. she invited her in and Jerrolyn placed a order for a few dozen she asked if she could used our bathroom. In the bathroom she went thorugh all of our medicines and ummmmm happy toys.....well Anyway she pulled out of bottle of sleeping medication and slipped it into all of the bottles and liquid cases and such. She came down stairs took the money and left.
Greg came in having a headache from breathing in the toxic fumes from our daughters butt and went upstairs to take an asprin. 20 minutes later the rest did too did too. That night after putting Fiona to bed everyone went to sleep, unusually deep slumber. they were totally knocked out by those sleeping pills! While in deep Slumber Mj came climbing the wall and into the bed room. She looked and remembered what Dee dee had told her "Make them feel pain!" Well Mj had no problem with that. Mj had developed a pain fetished while visitng Europe. And it had come to surface here. She took a bite out of everyone. She let out a monkey cry "OH OH AH AH!" She moved to the nursery room and took Fiona who was scared out of her mind from seeing a monkey pick her up and bite her on the butt. Luckily she was smart and sprayed some diarrea poo on her face, but since she was a monkey she was used to it and merley flung her poo back at her. Evil Dee Dee was in the car waiting and they soon got in and drove off.
Anyway after coming to terms with that shock and checking in with the doctor and getting some shots they went back to check on Fiona. She was missing!! they were like omg oh no! Who did this!! and then rembered the Monkey and were like OMg I Know who its was that drunken Irish monkey!!
and they set on a mission to find their baby!
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