Thanks for the gifts, Gareth. I have mastered the art of hula hooping with a budgie sitting on my shoulder shouting words of encouragement. The world is now my oyster.

Use him widely, he will gide you through all your life choices, Sometimes its better not to listen to him as he tends to repeat himself once or twice!!!
xxGxx

You have been given A Mighty Boosh Budgie of power. Crafted by

Thought since you are such a classy lady, don't you know, that you not only have a hip- not- hick attraction to the Hoff- master but I'm sure you're a dab had already now that I think about it, but just in case you're not, see what prowess can be raised by my latest gift to you

You have been given Secret to hoola-hooping. Crafted by

'Lick me-ain Berliner'....
and as dust balls roll shamedly across the floor Dawn stoops her head and gets her coat.

And Fi if I don't get a chance to say this before you and pearl head off on Tues....

WHERE'S MINE? I WANNA WANNA WANNA ZIGGA-ZIG-HOFF-BLEUCH!!