I am obsessed with Dita Von Teese
Unknown "Cleopatra" Evasive - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

Newark: A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.
Unknown "Cleopatra" Evasive - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

What lays in a man's pants, is six inches long and is a woman's favourite thing to blow?

money..duh
Unknown "Cleopatra" Evasive - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have Dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and Whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist."
Unknown "Cleopatra" Evasive - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

I spent the entire evening trying out new smoothie recipes with my juicer. This sounds boring, but I don't do much of anything exciting on the weekdays because working weekends takes a lot of energy. I'm a nightowl so being awake during daylight is strange for me. These juice drinks were pretty rad. Since I'm a bartender now I find making things up really fun. My latest favourite drink (feel free to try it) is crushed kiwi fruit with gin and soda water. Mind you I love gin with everything, hence my pet names :Tom Collins, Ginandtonic and Bombay Sapphire. I refuse to name an animal Singapore Sling, so I'm always after new Gin names. I named my dog after black Sambuca. The cat..well nothing special except Ziggy stardust. I have to cut back on the booze since I have another damned shoot next month. It's a DOM shoot this time, which sounds pretty fun. The model I'm working with has some hot tattoos and we've decided to airbrush a bunch of fake ones on me so we look more balanced. I love working with this photographer. He's the one who did the black and white photo on my profile. I ramble.... not much else to do at 0200 though....
Unknown "Cleopatra" Evasive - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago