i was born a shellless turtle and was scared no home no food or water then i was hit by a a rock and my back took in the rock and made a shell i grew up just like any beaver and ate nothing but piniapple from the local mountain i enrolled in the army soon after i met a HUMAN that took me in and the body of mine began to change soon i was a komodo dragon / great white shark haveing sagy skin and a flipper i was useless now im a lazy bearded dragon in calgary ab and i like it
Unknown "Lizard King" - 17 years, 1 month, 29 days ago