Under the heading,

"I want to register a complaint!"

I was sitting on my bed the other day; I had a cigarette in one hand a lighter in the other. I raised my hand, I was about to place my cigarette in my mouth, suddenly, my fucking girlfriend, that whore, that bitch, that inconsiderate cunt actually grabs me, grabs my cock and forces me to fuck her, the nerve of that cunt interrupting my cigarette - I had to actually put my cigarette and my lighter back on the table and fuck her for eight hours.
She has no consideration for me, and she knows better than to interrupt my cigarette... what fucking nerve that cunt has...and god forbid she disturbs my coffee...
(The real problem, I don’t have a girlfriend)

(Signed),

Mr. Very Pissed Off and Sore
Unknown - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago