I've been away for a while and too much to tell you. Suffice to say that last Monday I was in the hospital because my heart rate was up too high. 170 Anyway the dr.s gave me some medicine to "restart" my heart while reassuring me that it wouldn't affect the baby. Hmmm.... Someone forgot to warn me about the medicine though. Let's just say that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Anyone ever seen the Matrix. And Neo is trying hard to get away from the mirror/mercury stuff oozing up his body into his mouth? I know how he feels. I thought I was going to die. Not sure if my head was going to explode before or after. I will tell y'all this. I really saw my life pass before my eyes. And though it wasn't bad I'm so not done yet.
Follow your dreams and every once in a while take the less travelled road.
xo
Cyndi Corbett Bold - 14 years, 8 months, 18 days ago

Sorry friends. I had to turn the computer off for the day. (It was making too much noise) I got a sudden surprise night off and with no time to make plans with anyone decided to *moan* go out alone. Which was fine. I don't have a problem with that as I'm a happy person and make friends easily. LOL Maybe, too easy.
I went to our local country bar which is a very FINE establishment. Filled with cowboys, (most important) hockey players (yum) and out of town golfers. I was supposed to stick with two drinks and I suppose that is why one brings friends out with you when you go. I lost track after six. Needless to say, I've been nursing one MOTHER of a hangover. (Did I mention that I was a cheap drunk?)
I made lots of friends, had four complete strangers KISS me, got shit faced drunk, danced my legs offand made everyone laugh. I had the time of my life.
Oh and a quick thank you to the wonderful guy who drove me and my minivan home. Ya, I guess I do trust too much. xo
Cyndi Corbett Bold - 16 years, 7 months, 2 days ago

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin,
'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them herself.





Men never learn.


Cyndi Corbett Bold - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve
a tray, because you are dead! Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Cyndi Corbett Bold - 16 years, 7 months, 8 days ago

My Gramma sent me this email and I laughed so I thought I would share it with everyone hoping that maybe it just might brighten up your day. It did mine!! LOL

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' said the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nodded his head in approval.

The 6 year old continued, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.' The 4 year old agreed with enthusiasm.

When their mother walked into the kitchen and asked the 6 year old what he wanted for breakfast, he replied, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.' WHACK! He flew out of the chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs, crying his eyes out as his mother was in hot pursuit, slapping his rear at every step. Mom locked him in his room and shouted, 'You can just stay there until I let you out!'

The Mom came back downstairs, looked at the 4 year old and asked in a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'' The four year old replied 'I don't know,'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.'

Cyndi Corbett Bold - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago