A man is lying on a nudest beach, sun bathing, and wearing nothing but a baseball cap over his cock!

An ugly woman passes and remarks...

'If you were any sort of gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady'

The man chuckles and replies...

'If you were any sort of a lady, the fucking hat would lift itself'
Unknown "♥Perfec Isis n" Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago

Thumb my heard if you have time and id be very gratefull!I shall return the favourino if ya let me know!!
Also visit my lil shoppe!!
mwahmwah
lxxx
Unknown "♥Perfec Isis n" Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 19 days ago

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually looked back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list :P
Unknown "♥Perfec Isis n" Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 26 days ago

The following is a poem that a dear friend of mine wrote, sadly he recently passed away and i wanted to share something of his life with the world!

Friends- by Ivor Perry

I have a list of friends i know
All written in a book
And every now and then
I go and take a look
That is when i realize
These names they are a part
Not of the book
But taken from the heart
Each name stands for someone
Who had crossed my path in time
And in that meeting
They have become the reason and rhyme
Although you're not aware
Of any special link
Just knowing you had changed my life
More than you can think
It may sound fantastic
For me to make this claim
But my heart is composed
Of each remembered name
Thankyou for being my friend
I am glad that we met
And all the things you did for me
I will never forget.

Please have respect for this peom and the deceased Ivor Perry who wrote it and do not attempt to plagurise or steal its content-thankyou!

Rest in peace Ivor (1949-2006)


Unknown "♥Perfec Isis n" Inspired - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago