Internet Date Site Red Flags

I tried internet dating until I realized I was having minimal success considering the time it took to sift through the wide array of women to try and sus one that was semi normal and used a non photo shopped recent picture. I've compiled a short guide detailing key words or phrases that should be red flags when it comes to contacting someone online. There are many more so feel free to add to the list.

They include:

Any profile that mentions Jesus more than 50 times in one paragraph.
I don't really need to explain this one.

I don't want someone who plays games.
You see this one a lot. I have the sneaking suspicion that the person that writes this is now actually a huge game player. They may have been burnt in the past so will be overly cautious to the point of assuming you are a mass murderer until you can, after hours of online chatting, convince her otherwise.

I love to travel.
Obviously. Who doesn't love to travel? But if they haven’t traveled anywhere yet what they really are saying is that they’d like to travel but on your credit card.

I just got out of a serious relationship.
Translation: My ex is a psychotic stalker, You will be dragged into my drama filled world.

I am easy-going.
This is usually a good thing. The problem is 50% of the people that say this think Boring As Hell means Easy Going.

I'm looking for something serious.
This woman wants to get married and have babies immediately. If this is not your desire, run for the hills!

Looks are not important to me.
Because she is really desperate and will be happy to smother the next guy who messages them. Even if he smells funny.

Must love cats.
Usually means she will always love them more than any guy. All her clothes and furniture will be covered in cat hair and she never leaves the house unless absolutely necessary.

I am a Princess looking for my Knight in shining Armor.
This is a desperate, spoiled, mentally young girl that still believes in fairy tales. If you don't have the desire to be a Knight in shining Armor move along


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