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Ok Ladies....I have to ask. Who would find this attractive? Do you really want to be with a man that can do this? What happens if you grab their butt and startle them? Their muscles contract out of reflex and they accidentally break your hand? I don't know about the rest of you...but I would not want to try to explain to an ER doc how my boyfriend's ass crushed my fingers :P LOL
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Unknown - 16 years, 3 months, 7 days ago
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC.





Unknown - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
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****NEWS BULLETIN****

Finally, the truth comes out about rainbows. Wonder who is going to launch the first false advertising lawsuit? LOL
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Unknown - 16 years, 3 months, 26 days ago
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Don't you just hate the Fridays before long weekends when you are stuck at work and everyone else has it off? lol I wonder what I can make it look like I am busy doing until the day is over....thank god for Facebook!!! :P
Unknown - 16 years, 3 months, 26 days ago
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This is my new motto in life....good thing they make non-toxic crayons now LMAO!!!
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Unknown - 16 years, 4 months, 6 days ago
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thanks 4 shoppin' :)
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Hey you, Im back woooo hoooo.... Miss me?
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hope everything is well in your world :))
You have been given life's too short!.
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