If you had me alone
Locked up in your room for 24 hours and if we could do whatever you wanted
What would you do with me?
Tell me in my inbox... because its a secret.

Then repost this in your tale or comment
You might be surprised with the responses you get
They could even make you laugh or even smile ;D
Unknown "~§ησש~" Seductive - 16 years, 3 months, 23 days ago

Unknown "~§ησש~" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago.........
Unknown "~§ησש~" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

Meraai is die klaagster in 'n verkragtingsaak teen Gatiep.

Sy lewer getuienis in die getuiebank soos volg:
"Nei djou Onner, ek staan nogal soe en eitkyk by my venstetjie na onne toe en ek sien die "Blue Bulls bus" verby kom.
Skielik, soos djy kan sê HABANA, verskyn Gatiepie hier vlak agter my.
Hy klap die venstetjie van boe af agter my nek. Vas! En daa staat ek toe - ek kan nie bewieg nie.
Djou Onner, (en sy pik 'n traantjie) toe violate hy my somme van agter af!"
Gatiepie se prokureur kom aan die beurt tydens kruisondervraging en vra vir Meraai waarom sy dan geensins geskree het tydens die daad nie.

Haar antwoord volg ewe kordaat:
"Nei djou Onner, netnou dink die mense ek support die Bulls !"
Unknown "~§ησש~" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
Unknown "~§ησש~" Seductive - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago