(Some people know that often I bring my own lunch to the office. And people think I'm mad for waking up early to cook. Seriously, it takes barely 5 minutes to. Fuck Pastamania. The half ass shit they serve is disgusting. Heres the recipe for the lazy.)

Myrons Most Fabulous Recipe For No-Cook Pasta Sauce
Serves 1.

1 Tomato (size of fist) or 2 tinier ones.
Can tomatoes. (a palmful?)
Shallots (2)
Garlic (minced. 1)
Salt and pepper to taste
Good quality Olive oil

Puree the entire thing together. If its too orangey for your liking, add some tomato paste.

Pour over linguinni. Serve. :)

Suggested Toppings
Grilled shrimps or most flakey fishes.
Sun-dried Tomatoes.

Even more fantastic variation (for those with another minute to spare)
Put the sauce in the pan and stir in some thyme and dill. When the sauce starts to boil add in half a shot of vodka and let it simmer slightly. :) The results. astounding.

Cheers.
Unknown "FL's Sprout" Abused - 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago

omG. *Sigh* I miss meat. i spent an hours in office looking at different cuts of cow. seriously. its so beautiful. i get estatic over beautiful food. beautiful huge chunks of beef. and roast duck. shit. i've been craving that sucker for like ages. roast duck is da bomb. *bomb bomb bomb* and. unchopped. one whole. gigantic. duck drumbstick. in all em oil. and grease. and. sweetness. and i just bite into it. and all the juice just splutter out. itsh. heavenly. followed by one huge chunk of ribeye steak. oMG. that would be. the way i wanna die.
Unknown "FL's Sprout" Abused - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago

Ennui. That singular word sorta sum up what i feel about working. Veering from multimedia designer > programmer > brand consultation > marcoms/marketing now. Ennui. I need. more challenges. or at least something new

(tried applying as writer but failed horribly. =.= not even 1 bloody callback. Pondering if I shd get Google certification and delve into SEO OR invest my time to get certification to be a fullfledged *Gasp* filemaker consultant. Seems plausable. maybe not. god knows.)

Currently applying for Researcher over at A.C Nielson. Wish me luck.
Unknown "FL's Sprout" Abused - 16 years, 9 months, 29 days ago

yes, i do bring my laptop with me when i poop. yes, i put it on my lap. it just makes sense. you take off your shorts when you poop. its drafty. the heat from the laptop keeps the wiener nice and snuggle-y (for those without wieners, just take my word for it) and if stranger accidently pops in, all they see is your laptop. seems safer too.

seriously, try it some day. and in time you'll wonder how you live your life without it.

Unknown "FL's Sprout" Abused - 16 years, 10 months, 3 days ago

ts not that i dont think vegetarian meals cant be any good, its just that experience tells me they can be vastly improved by the use of animal products. especially fats.

Why deny yourself of worldly pleasures? I mean. if we dont eat meat, cows won't exist. (have u seen them grazing in the wild? In jungles?
Unknown "FL's Sprout" Abused - 16 years, 10 months, 5 days ago