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Unknown "BhR's angel" Naughty - 16 years, 1 month, 2 days ago

This is life! Isn't it?

God created the donkey

And said to him.

"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,

You will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"

God granted his wish.

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God created the dog and said to him.

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog.

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live 30 years is to much, give me only 15 years."

God granted his wish.

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God created the monkey and said to him.

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years."

The monkey answered:

"To live 20 years is too mush, give me only 10 years."

God granted his wish.

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Finally God created man and said to him.

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused."

God granted man's wish.

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And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spend 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children his grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Isn't it?

Unknown "BhR's angel" Naughty - 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS;
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping...

I am sure I will get a kick back for this from the owner with good argument but I can handle that too

Unknown "BhR's angel" Naughty - 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

well I laso need one for myself right ;)
Let's see which one that will be hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmm





Unknown "BhR's angel" Naughty - 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

and also to my ex owner Taner as I think he likes Tarkan.
One of my favorite song on his last album both the rhythm & the lyrics
Later I can try to translate it (too difficult but can always try one day hahaha)




Unknown "BhR's angel" Naughty - 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago