Always looking for more thumbing. So let them fly if your here anyway. :)

James Facey "Jim" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 4 days ago

1 chance.
1 honest answer.
Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)
Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is.
No catch.
Just between me and you.
No one else will ever know.
But I dare you to repost this.
And see what people ask you....
James Facey "Jim" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 10 days ago

A five-year -old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said , grandma how come you don't have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven? Grandma replied "honey my tv is my boyfriend I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. the religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh> I'm happy with my Tv as my boyfriend.:Grandma turned on the tv and something was wrong with the picture. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated she started hitting the backside of the tv hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door there stood grandma's minister. The minister said "hello son is your grandma home? The little boy replied "Yeah she's in the bedroom bangin her boyfriend The minister fainted
James Facey "Jim" Seductive - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

The woman started screaming 'Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!'
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, 'Hmm, tricky situation.
But I have a solution to the problem if you would permit.'
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said 'OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina.
When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina'
The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said 'Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it.'
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina.
After a few strokes, the doctor said, 'The bee hasn't scented the honey yet. 'Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.'
So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself; he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted,
'Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think you're doing?'
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, 'Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!'
James Facey "Jim" Seductive - 16 years, 5 months, 4 days ago

better not be sunny and warm all week then rain on the weekend again. it really is starting to get kinda old
James Facey "Jim" Seductive - 16 years, 5 months, 8 days ago