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"Shanski's Pet"



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Ok so here is a nicer tale, and actually a true story.

My cat (Madam Tabitha Hellbeast - See Tortishell with her beloved scarf above) was found in a dumpster at 2 weeks old. Two other kittens with her didn't make it.... :(

She was raised in a house of 5 women between the ages of 19 & 21 who did not all get along, so lets just pretend she was only slightly maladjusted.

Having not had a mother cat she was very slow to pick up some basic catlike behaviours. At 5 months old she was not grooming, so we took it upon ourselves to teach her how to groom herself. This turned out exactly as you might imagine, we would take it in turns to sit around pretending to groom ourselves around her. She picked it up in a matter of weeks and proceeded to show some chronic OCD tendencies related to this new skill.

This is just one skill I have discovered may not be instinctive behaviour and may actually be learned skill. This was however, the first she learned.

High strung, expressive and moody. She didn't meow for attention of any kind, unless someone stepped on her (by accident of course). She lived with another cat for a short period of time and worked out that bringing things to the owner was the 'cool' cat thing to do. So she started catching sticks for me. Fabulous.

So, to make a much longer story short.... nine years on, she still rarely meows, she still sleeps stretched out next to me with her head on my pillow and she will always look like she is wearing eyeliner. She has given up catching sticks and on the very odd occasion brings me live things (for which she gets roused on), she is still moody, temperamental and 100% adored.



Unknown "Shanski's Pet" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 21 days ago
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HELP! My owner beats me. :(

And takes me to the vet..... Who beats me.

True story. Now thumb me.
Unknown "Shanski's Pet" Perplexed - 16 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
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Balance of Power

After becoming a human Pet, I spent some time contemplating what this meant. So I sat down and had a discussion with my cat, "Madam" Tabitha. She told me being a pet meant reaching a Balance of Power that both owner and pet were happy with.

And this was her advice:

1. If I want pats: brush up against owner's leg gazing up at them with large, adoring eyes. When owner reaches down to pat , bite owner's hand and run out of reach.

2. If I want food: The kitchen bench is but a jump away. So long as owner is out of sight - otherwise random unintelligible yelling ensues.

3. If I want attention and my owner is asleep: Jump up on the bed and headbutt owner's face a number of times, if this is unsuccessful lick owner's eyelids. If this fails, lie down on owner's head so that owner can not breath - with this, success will be achieved. When owner wakes and commences required patting, bite owner's hand and curl up at the end of the bed, out of reach.


Unknown "Shanski's Pet" Perplexed - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago
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Unknown
ohh... you have me again.

and I have been a bad pet, not visiting :S
You have been given You Are Most Excellent!.
Crafted by Sol
Unknown "Shanski's Pet" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 months ago
Rob Wilson
My poetry gland is pitiful, so take this!
You have been given raven.
Crafted by Unknown
Rob Wilson "Shanski's Pet" Absolutely not what he is... - 16 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
Rob Wilson
There are, however, a great many bats!
You have been given Bats.
Crafted by Unknown
Rob Wilson "Shanski's Pet" Absolutely not what he is... - 16 years, 5 months, 25 days ago
Nikita Josephine aka Nikki Jo
Loved your tales .... Such cute kitties ....
You have been given you have been pawed .
Crafted by Nikita Josephine aka Nikki Jo
Nikita Josephine aka Nikki Jo "Cat Woman" Curious - 16 years, 5 months, 28 days ago
Rob Wilson
CLOWN!!!
You have been given Aaaaaaaargh.
Crafted by MrTushie
Rob Wilson "Shanski's Pet" Absolutely not what he is... - 16 years, 6 months, 3 days ago
Unknown
I know you really love me. I know it. Though.... I am not sure I am going to sleep now after seeing that clown.....

/scared
Unknown "Shanski's Pet" Perplexed - 16 years, 6 months, 9 days ago
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