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Unknown, 49/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:1:35 AM
Join date:16 years, 1 month, 2 days ago
Location: Springfield, MO United States

"I May Be Nerdy, But You Like It."
About me:
Computer nerd and skydiver, I think I'm a lot more witty than I really am.
About you:
Completely awesome in every way.
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Orientation: Unspecified
Herds (lead): GSX-R Memorial
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My stupid membership just expired. Glad I made good use of it while it lasted. :P

I have a bunch of apples I need to give to my friends.
Unknown "idk :)" Lazy - 15 years, 7 months, 16 days ago
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My six-year-old son and I had ridden my motorcycle together about three times since he came back from his grandpa's house. He absolutely loved it. He kept begging me to let him ride all the time. Then, his mom told me that she would absolutely not allow him to ride the bike any more because she was concerned for his safety...as if I'm not! Anyway, the law has been laid down and my six-year-old is fine with it. I don't understand how that works, but he told me, "if Mommy says no bike, that's fine. I don't care."

WTF?? Just the day before he was begging me and tugging on my pant legs to let him get on the bike with me! That's a little bit too obedient, if you ask me. But my real problem with the whole thing is that I, as half of his parental unit, ought to be able to make the decision as to what is safe for him and what is not while he's in my custody.

Needless to say, since receiving the cease and desist order, he hasn't been back on the bike. What that really means is that my 12-year-old and I are being punished because now I can't ride the bike unless my 12-year-old stays at home and babysits his little brother. And I've been confined to the house more in the last week than I have been in the last two months. Bah, women!
Unknown "idk :)" Lazy - 15 years, 7 months, 24 days ago
Unknown
I'm not sure what my plan is right now, but I may try to climb back into the HP bed. I kind of miss the fun but had to bow out of the drama it was causing in my life for a while there. Things are simpler now. Sorry to everyone who feels like I just blew them off, I've just had to shift my priorities.
Unknown "idk :)" Lazy - 15 years, 7 months, 26 days ago
Unknown
I think one of two things is happening:
  1. I'm slipping into some sort of depression, or
  2. I just don't care about anything anymore.
Having woken up this morning to the sound of the same alarm clock in the same bed in the same room to go to the same job and do the same crap all over again, I began to realize that I would like nothing more than to just disappear. So here's my plan:

I stand up, walk out of my office, and get in my car. I drive to the bank and empty out my bank accounts. I drive home and park my car in the driveway, leaving the keys in the ignition. I walk into the house, leaving the door unlocked, and call my ex-wife to tell her not to put my oldest son on the plane to come back home and then leave my cell phone on the table. I grab my tent and sleeping bag and walk out of the back door, leaving it unlocked, and climb over my back fence. I hop on a passing freight train with a pocket full of cash and disappear forever. Sounds good. The only thing stopping me is my love for my kids and my irrational (insane, really) sense of responsibility in continuing to be a functioning member of society. Bleh.
Unknown "idk :)" Lazy - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago
Unknown
Jon: We need to talk.
HP: What about?
Jon: This just isn't working out.
HP: What isn't?
Jon: Us. You and me. I just can't do this any more.
HP: Why not? We've been so happy together!
Jon: I know, I know. And I'm so sorry. But I've found somebody else.
HP: Oh my god, no. Please don't do this. Who is it? Is it Motorcycle?
Jon: Ummm, yes.
HP: That little bitch! What does she have that I don't??
Jon: Well, Motorcycle makes me feel good and gets me out of the house. Motorcycle has introduced me to some new friends with whom I enjoy hanging out.
HP: I've introduced you to new friends! Please, you can't do this.
Jon: I know I've met new people through you, and I can appreciate that. But it's just not the same. I just feel like we've grown apart.
HP: How long has this been going on?
Jon: About a month now. I've been spending more and more time with Motorcycle and I've decided that she's the one for me.
HP: ...
Jon: I'm sorry.
HP: Motorcycle. I should have seen it coming. How could I have been so blind?
Jon: We can still hang out every once in a while, you know.
HP: Oh, right. Thanks for offering me your leftovers. Yeah, you and I can have great times on rainy days and when you're angry because you're stuck in your office at work! Oooh, can we please??
Jon: OK, look. I've already made up my mind and come to terms with this. I know you need time. So I'll just give you some time to think it over. Give me a call some time, OK?
*doorbell*
Motorcycle: Hey Jon, are you ready to go? Oh, hi HP.
HP: ...
Jon: Yeah, Motorcycle. We just finished here.
Motorcycle: Then let's jet! Later, beeyotch!
Unknown "idk :)" Lazy - 15 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
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You have been given straight jacket.
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hey there.. missed me? ;)
You have been given I'M HERE! .
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You have been given Invisible Bananna.
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where did your pic go?
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