Today, once I got home, I looked out of the car.
There was a duck. A big, ugly, red-faced duck.
I got out of the car, acting as usual. It was just a duck. But then another duck came, and it started fighting!
So I stopped in the middle of the road and watched. Out from the bushes came a female duck, and I thought, "Wow! They must be fighting for the right to sex her!"
So one chased the other off... But the loser went for the chick anyway!
And so the winner ran after him, hissing, all the while the girl is all, "Yeah. Whatever."
It was like... A mini duck soap opera!
And then I went inside.
And no, no one got smex.
Unknown "deep blue sea" Cheeky
- 18 years ago