Funny girl, now try this one on for size. Did you know Eve was the first in the garden of eden? Well, she was and a little known fact about eve is that she had three breasts. So god pays eve a visit and asks "Eve, is there anything I can do for you" Eve has a look around and replies "I'd like a few trees, maybe some animals... and not to be nit picky but this third breast is awful, it just gets in the way" So god shined his love down and created more trees, some animals and plucked the extra breast and threw it in the bushes. A few days past and God looked down to Eve again to find her crying "What's wrong Eve, I gave you what you wanted" Eve turned to god and replied "I'm lonely, I could use some companionship" So God went to the bushes, grabbed the useless tit and made a man.
