"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."
On younger life - "My parents finally realised that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room."
"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
Classic Woody Allen quotes - made me laugh anyway
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