Just had a fantastic weekend away... Wales Rugby beat England at twickers, 1st time in 20 years, to top it off we stayed in same hotel as Welsh team and celebrated with them till the early hours...
Unknown "Ankie's" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago

Spent out on trying to keep favorite pets so stooping as low as auctioneering my wares to boost my funds

So much for my shop; no takers on ferrari!
Unknown "Ankie's" Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 11 days ago

Phew few days away and alll change...

This new shop thing is mad.... the money is pouring in I can buy some nice gifts..
Unknown "Ankie's" Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 14 days ago

Songwriting is not my strength but here's a masterclass from Neil Finn (Crowded house).. poetry...

she came out of the water

into my horizon

like a cumulo nimbus

coming in from a distance

burning and exploding

burning and exploding

like a slow volcano

Unknown "Ankie's" Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."

On younger life - "My parents finally realised that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room."

"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."

Classic Woody Allen quotes - made me laugh anyway
Unknown "Ankie's" Playful - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago