*contemplates* Can zebras eat annoying rabbits?

*starts nosing around the kitchen for suitable seasoning*
Unknown "3" Rabid - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

I have been given ninja kitty punches of doom! Woooohooooo!

Unknown "3" Rabid - 16 years, 7 months, 15 days ago

Just found a bandana from my previous owner. Pretty! I used it to bandage my nose. ^_^
Unknown "3" Rabid - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago

For a long time, I was owned without my knowledge. There were even two owners fighting over me. Then, suddenly, I had a new owner. He frightens me. There was a very foul smell about him. Like vomit. I think he doesn't like people to know that he smells bad. To prevent me from smelling him, he burnt my nose with a cigarette.

Now, I can't smell him anymore.
Unknown "3" Rabid - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago

Help! I'm being abused!!!
Unknown "3" Rabid - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago