NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Luna Content - 12 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
Luna Content - 12 years, 8 months, 22 days ago

I like my coffee like my men, drugged, bound and bundled into the back of a van.
Luna Content - 12 years, 8 months, 23 days ago

Some people say I’m a horrible person, but it’s not true! I have the heart of an innocent girl….in a jar, on my desk
Luna Content - 12 years, 8 months, 24 days ago

As you slide down the banisters of life

may the splinters never point the wrong way.

Luna Content - 15 years, 10 months, 10 days ago