Behou jou grapgat vrinne Die suurgatte trek jou onder. (Sorg dat JY nie daai suurgat is nie!)
Hou aan leer.. Leer meer oor skete, etiket, enigiets. Moenie toelaat dat jou brein muf nie!
Lag dikwels, lag lank en lekker. Lag tot jou blaas lek! En as jy'n pel het wat lekker nonsens praat, spandeer meer tyd saam met haar/hom.
Trane kom. Tjank dat die snot spat, en beweeg dan aan. Die enigste mens wat ALTYD regdeur jou lewe by jou is, is jyself. LEWE terwyl jy nog lewe het.


Unknown "Burbie" Sparkling - 15 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

Probeer alles tweekeer:
'n Grafskrif het gelui:
"Tried everything twice...both times were moerse nice!"
Unknown "Burbie" Sparkling - 15 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I am a little nervous.'

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice cream. Don't worry, It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'

The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'

'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'




Unknown "Burbie" Sparkling - 15 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Unknown "Burbie" Sparkling - 15 years, 3 months, 7 days ago

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Unknown "Burbie" Sparkling - 15 years, 3 months, 7 days ago