tax refund and body modification

All single people getting between 400-800 in addition to whatever else = good times for all. I think I will definatly be investing a portion of that into some body modification, gonna get an industrial in each ear and either my labray or a monroe, haven't decided which. Also a sick Ouroboros within and Ouroboros within an Ouroboros tattoo. needless to say i'm somewhat stoked. This refund seems almost like a kick in the nuts to valentines day with its timing, take that married bitches.
Unknown "Medi Deepthroat" Ecstatic - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

Review of home movies seguways into review of Lucy daughter of the Devil (tv shows)

I'm going to start this off by reviewing what is quite possibly the greatest tv show ever, home movies. This show was is largely improvised by an extremely talented cast, and than animation is drawn to match the improv of these people. The improv is all in the context of the story and interactions of three friends, Brendan, Melissa, and Jason, 8 year olds who are clever far beyond there years, especially with cultural references, and enjoy making extremely amateur movies staring themselves as all the characters. It also features quite possibly the most hilarious character ever, Coach Mcgurk, and also hysterical Brendans mom as well as a plethora of other equally funny but not as often represented supporting characters.
This show is beyond hysterical, its imposible to encaptulate the humor in a review, I can only say go watch some episodes of the show and just enjoy. The first season started off a tad bit slow but ramps up so fast and furious, and there is really never an episode that misses its mark. Overall I recomend this show to anybody with any sense of humor 9.8 overall.

Now, much to my excitement, the show has a spiritual succesor in Lucy Daughter of the Devil. Featuring much of the same voice talent (and most importantly the voice of Coach Mcgurk as the Devil and a priest) this show is also fucking hilarious. I've only seen a few episodes, but I was instantly enamored with it.

It focus on Satan, his daughter, an art student named Lucy (the supposed anti-christ) and dj Jesus (the second coming, pronounced hay-seus) who is dating lucy and who's fame is rapidly propelling. As well as Becky the devil's advocate, and satan's interns, and two priests and a nun who are trying to stop the anti-christ. Theoretically Satan is trying to kill Jesus but they usually end up palling around, everybody is more human than would be expected in a show like this and it works phenominally well.

The episode from the other night in which satan has a teratoma (tumer tissue that grows hair, and teeth) removed, and the teratoma than procedes to be alive and speak in the same voice as satan was hilarious. The insane violent nun really tickles me as well. This show has a fuckload of promise, I just hope it gets apreciated and not cancelled. From what i've seen so far 8.6
Unknown "Medi Deepthroat" Ecstatic - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

Review of The Adventures of Pete and Pete (tv show)

The only "kid's show" which I own on dvd and for good reason. This is quite possibly one of the greatest tv shows ever to air and without a doubt, the greatest kid's show ever to air. If you find yourself with fond memories of Pete and Pete do yourself a favor and watch them again. You will realize that while enjoyable for kids, there is so much humor there for the older sect as well. For those unfamiliar with the series its this surreal suburban tale of two brothers named Pete and Pete. Along with a hilarious ensemble of supporting characters such as there mom with a metal plate in her head that tends to pick up radio signals as well as giving her a variety of strange powers, and Arty the purported strongest man.. in the world! Regardless of age this series is just purely enjoyable so go out and rent/buy some old dvd's all the seasons are great, although I believe it gets better after the 1st season.

Overall an 8.7 individual episodes ranging from 6 to 9.7 and I once again take this time to caution you that in some states the sharing of my opinions with minors can be considered statutory rape, so if they look like they are under 18 get some ID and happy new year
Unknown "Medi Deepthroat" Ecstatic - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

Juno Review (movie)

I went in expecting to enjoy this movie, but I was simply blown away. It's about a 16 year old who gets pregnant and decides that she is going to have the baby but give it up for adoption, thats all the synopsis I feel comfortable giving without spoiling anything.
This is the best movie of the year end of discussion. It is flawless in so many ways its mind numbing, but most importantly this movie is fucking hysterical without resorting to vulgarity in the slightest. It is so effortlessly funny and endearing. It is really hard to convey in words how good this movie actually was. All the actors were perfect, the soundtrack was phenominal (my one grievance was at one point in the movie a song was playing and my attention was divided between the jokes and the song) but the writing is where this movie excelled far beyond your average comedy. It was sweet without being sickly sweet and the dialogue was so good that it could potentially cause a spontaneuous orgasm from a flacid penis.

This movie joins all of two or three other movies out of the quite a large number that i've seen that gets a perfect 10 of 10. I would also once again take this time to remind you that my opinions can be used to discipline small children without leaving any marks.
Unknown "Medi Deepthroat" Ecstatic - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

Sweeney Todd Review

I thought it was phenomenal, but would have been more enjoyable if I had never seen the original musical, since its one of my absolute favorites I noticed just about every chunk of song that got cut out which irritated me a bit, and of course a few missing songs and the cutting of the medley. Although I have to say I really liked the replacement medley quite a bit and of course as you'd expect with any Burton film the cinematography, setting, and costume were all pitch perfect, singing was different than I expected but still rather good, the leading players, Depp and Carter sang it more subdued than it usually is on stage but it definitly worked for the material, and supporting cast like Sacha Baron Cohen (may be know to the functionally retarded only as Borat, and to the slightly more intelligent, Ali G) and um all the other people who's names I do not know and have no intention of looking up were all excellent, the kid who played toby and Cohn standing out in particular. All in all I'd give it a 9.1 out of 10 very high markings for me but I may be slightly biased do to my extreme love for the source material.

I would also like to take this time to remind you that my views and opinions are used as currency in innumerable small countries with limited internet access so always take them with you when you travel.
Unknown "Medi Deepthroat" Ecstatic - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago