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Frisky

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"She's a Perv ;)"



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The Perfect Man...

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Unknown "She's a Perv ;)" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago
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The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- even has to work more at weekends and holidays
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request Denied ... for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- needs continuous attention to perform at work;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;
- sometimes leaves work, too early

Although it is noted that:

Often arrives much earlier than expected
Shows an inordinate keenness to work
Willing to work at extraordinary times without much persuasion
Happy to try out new jobs in different positions
Prefers working without any special clothing
Always happy to try alternative locations

Unknown "She's a Perv ;)" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago
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ok, i'm really sorry if this offends some people but i though it was soooooo funny lol

a husband saves his wifes life after a car crash by donating blood for her. a year later they are going through a very nasty divorce and the husband demands his blood back. the wife very angrily pulls out her tampon, throws it in his face and screams "there you go! il pay you monthly, you bastard!!!!"
Unknown "She's a Perv ;)" Frisky - 16 years, 10 months ago
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Just stopped by to say hello
Unknown "My Dark Gift " Waving bye bye - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
Unknown
Hey babe...why you look like a mouse? You got any other mouses hidden hehehe (i know it's mice lol) Hope you're good babe ;) xx
You have been given Squeak squeak.
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Unknown "Rachel" Playful - 16 years, 6 months, 7 days ago
Unknown
Would you plz thumb me?;)
Unknown "The Dude..Man! " Rabid - 16 years, 6 months, 8 days ago
Unknown

You have been given you're a treasure..: )x.
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Unknown Adventurous - 16 years, 6 months, 16 days ago
Unknown
yer ano, bloody freezin, supposed to be out next weekend like hopefully
Unknown "déesse" hungover - 16 years, 6 months, 18 days ago
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Not as much as id like to lol, probably once or tice a month, used to be every week lol till the weather got cold and I started staying in
Unknown "déesse" hungover - 16 years, 6 months, 18 days ago
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