At least I added a little music to the profile...
just click the play button.. :-)
Unknown "BabyCakes" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 months, 14 days ago

I just want to vent a little..

I really have to wonder about people these days. More specifically the Genders and how they initially interact with their preffered gender.

Do people not read profiles and self descriptions?

How does one presume or assume that a another person they have just met on the internet is only there for flirt, sex, or romantic interaction?

How does one not initially recognize and respect or ask the life status of another (unless they are being decieved) and then greet them with some kind of enuendo?

Where has "global moral" gone and why are we not being kinder to the people we met on the internet and treat them with the respect they deserve?

At least wait until one gets to know the other and visa-versa..

Believe it or not, there are actully people that use the internet for true social interaction, not a meat market to disrespect and degrade others. What comes of that after you get to know someone (and even then there is a chance they are not being honest and real.) would be up to the parties involved.

Don't get me wrong, I would be a hipocrite if I said I have never had a flirty interaction on the internet in my 16 years of using it, but I must say I have never just started out a social relationship with "Hey Baby, whats yer sign, lets have sex". I love the sexual interaction process like most people, but it is still a process, not unlike a flowchart. What ever happened to "Hello", or "how are you?"? :-)

For that matter, how does one converse with another like they are their significant other, when the other is in a relationship. "Hey Baby, Love Ya", "I feel like part of me is missing when I don't get to talk to you", "I want you". Do people actually think it is ok to talk to someone in a sexual manner, when they are in a relationship already?

And then there are the people that don't know what "Please Stop" means or they just think everyone that says that is just playing hard to get. That cracks me up actually, but I think it is pretty lame when someone persists even after being told "No"

Would you walk up to a couple and make a pass at one of them with no regard or respect for that person and the one they are with?
Unknown "BabyCakes" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick.


The moral of the story - Pay your bills.
Unknown "BabyCakes" Sparkling - 16 years, 5 months, 2 days ago

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they
had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee,
so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing
to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties
and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair
of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst . . .
my wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband. "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said . . .
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
Unknown "BabyCakes" Sparkling - 16 years, 5 months, 11 days ago

The Inland Revenue decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to an
appointment with the most thorough auditor in the office. The auditor is
not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor.

The auditor says, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I'm not sure the Inland Revenue finds that believable.'

'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Paddy. 'How about a
demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and says, 'Okay. You're on!'

Paddy says, 'I'll bet you a thousand pound that I can bite my own
eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'No way! It's a bet.'

Paddy removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops.

Paddy says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand pound that I can bite my
other eye.'

The auditor can tell Paddy isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Paddy
removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now
realises he has bet and lost three thousand quid, with Paddy's solicitor
as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Would you like to go double or nothing?' Paddy asks. 'I'll bet you
six thousand pound that I can stand on one side of your desk and piss
into that rubbish bin on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere
in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way Paddy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Paddy stands beside the desk and unzips his trousers, but although he
strains for all his worth , he can't make the stream reach the bin on
the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realising that he has just turned a major
loss into a big win. But Paddy's solicitor moans and puts his head in
his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the solicitor. 'This morning, when Paddy told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me £20,000 that he could come in
here and piss all over your desk - and that you'd be happy about it.'
Unknown "BabyCakes" Sparkling - 16 years, 5 months, 26 days ago