Laura, FACT "A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there."
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- 16 years, 12 months, 1 day ago
Laura, FACT "In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer."