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"Mr Pink"



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People gather round gather round lend me you eyes as you gave upon my page!
lest i forgot to introduce myself...i am THE SEXY PANDA!

the most random weird smart sexy panda you will ever find in the entire page!!!

and now i present to you the first of many ...."THE RANDOM TALES OF THE SEXY PANDA"
.... It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, THE SEXY PANDA, woke up in a haunted thicket. It was the second time it had happened. Feeling abundantly displeased, THE SEXY PANDA slapped a dangerous oil-soaked rag, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, he realized that his beloved PINK-LEMONADE was missing! Immediately he called his former cellmate, PINKY. THE SEXY PANDA had known PINKY for (plus or minus) 550,000 years, the majority of which were enticing ones. PINKY was unique. She was clever though sometimes a little... clueless. THE SEXY PANDA called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

PINKY picked up to a very sad THE SEXY PANDA. PINKY calmly assured him that most venomous koalas yawn before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually flamboyantly yawn *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting THE SEXY PANDA. Why was PINKY trying to distract THE SEXY PANDA? Because she had snuck out from THE SEXY PANDA's with the PINK-LEMONADE only four days prior. It was a flamboyant little PINK-LEMONADE... how could she resist?

It didn't take long before THE SEXY PANDA got back to the subject at hand: his PINK-LEMONADE. PINKY shuddered. Relunctantly, PINKY invited him over, assuring him they'd find the PINK-LEMONADE. THE SEXY PANDA grabbed his hippopotamus and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, PINKY realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the PINK-LEMONADE and she had to do it fearlessly. She figured that if THE SEXY PANDA took the amphibious vehicle, she had take at least five minutes before THE SEXY PANDA would get there. But if he took the PANDA-CYCLE? Then PINKY would be abundantly screwed.

Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, PINKY was interrupted by eleven pestering BUMBLE BEEs that were lured by her PINK-LEMONADE. PINKY yawned; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling displeased, she randomly reached for her carrot and carefully groped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the swamp, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the PANDA-CYCLE rolling up. It was THE SEXY PANDA.

Unknown "Mr Pink" Sexy - 16 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
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your my panda pet :D BWAHAHAHA
Unknown "my pink lady" Cheeky - 15 years, 12 months, 4 days ago
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You have been given some magic for your day.
Crafted by not living anymore
Unknown "SHAZZA" Sparkling - 16 years, 14 days ago
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Unknown "SHAZZA" Sparkling - 16 years, 18 days ago
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yay i got you back woot my little panda bear :P
Unknown "my pink lady" Cheeky - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago
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FRESH SPAM
Unknown "Mr Pink" Sexy - 16 years, 2 months, 21 days ago
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