1. How tall are you barefoot? 181 cm
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? no
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? nope
6. What do you think of hot dogs? they don't deserve it
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Fairytales of New-York, The Pogues
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coke
9. Can you do push ups? hum...
10. Is your bathroom clean? Yeap
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Wristbands
12. Do you like pain killers? yes
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? The genius in me
14. Do you own a knife? no
15. Do you have A.D.H.D? I have no idea what that can be
16. Middle Name? Antoine
18. What's your normal bed time? 1am
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? coke, rhum, Forsters
20. What time did you wake up today? 8:30 am
21. Name one person that comes to mind right now? ale
22. Current worry?what for lunch?
23. Current hate? crowds
24. Favorite place to be? Chicago
25. Least favorite place to be? countryside
27. Do you own slippers? DO i look like i do?
28. What shirt are you wearing? Black one with the face of Alladin Sane on it
29. How many people have ever truly broken your heart? 1
30. Favorite colour(s)? blue
31. Would you be a pirate? they have awful teeth, so no
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? last night
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? I have baths
34. What did you fear was going to get you in the night as a child? bad bugs under the sheets, at the bottom of my bed, ready to eat me alive
35. What's in your pockets right now? money
36. Is anyone on your mind right now? yes, the girl i took this tale from
37. Do you think you get enough exercise? yop
38. Worst injury you've ever had? my ears the last time i accidentaly heard a U2 song
39. If you could cheat on your spouse, would you? maybe
40. Why? Because i'd even kill my grand pa for Keira Knightley
41. Who is your loudest friend? Antoine
42. Who is your most silent friend? Mike
43. Does someone have a crush on you? millions
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? i never see it, but god i try...
45. What is your favorite book? Louis Aragon's "Les voyageurs de l'impériale"
46. What is your favorite candy? Extasy
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Highway to hell?
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? We'll Meet Again, Johnny Cash
49. What is one of your favorite quotes? " I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" G. Best
50. What were you doing 12 AM last night? licking something

Sebastien "Serenade" Cheeky - 15 years, 11 months, 5 days ago

Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser
Sebastien "Serenade" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 25 days ago

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? -- books, posters of my band's tour, bass guitar, bottle of mineral water
2. When was the last time you threw up? -- i don't even remember. I don't throw up. (and don't go to the toilets either)
3. What’s your favorite curse word?-- Bastard
4. Name three people who made you smile today. -- Anne-Laure, Antoine, Pierre
5. What were you doing at 8am this morning? -- sleeping
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? -- playing music
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? -- partying with my friends
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? -- Yeap
9. What’s the last thing you said aloud? -- louder!!!!
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? -- Salge Canistrelli
11. What is the last thing you had to drink? -- Mineral water
12. What are you wearing right now? -- pair of jeans
13. What was the last thing you ate? -- Twix
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? -- Nope
15. When was the last time you ran? -- two days ago
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? -- UEFA european cup, even if i missed England so much
17. Who’s the last person you e-mailed? -- Ana
18. Ever go camping? -- No. I'd rather be dead and rotting in hell
19. Do you have a tan? --Yes
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw? -- Are you crazy?
21. Are you someone’s best friend? -- I'm a lot of people's best friend. Or so they trust
22. What are you doing tomorrow? -- Work
23. Where is your mom right now? -- With one of my younger brothers, having some drink at a coffee
24. Look to your left. What do you see? -- My bedroom's wall
25. What color is your watch? -- black
26. What comes to mind when you think of Australia? -- I plan to go there since forever...I really have to go
27. Would you consider plastic surgery? -- Nope
28. What is your birthstone? -- no idea
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? -- i don't care, both, i just want the Whopper
30. How many kids do you want? -- 2 would be nice
31. Do you have a dog? -- No
32. Last person you talked to on the phone. -- My friend Pierre
33. Have you met anyone famous? -- Yeap. Robert Plant would be my favorite one.
34. Any plans today? -- As i Said, partying
35. Ever go to college? -- Yeap
36. Where are you right now? -- In my bedroom
37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? -- Trafic Jams
38. Last song listened to? -- Carolina Drama, The Raconteurs
39. Are you allergic to anything? -- Jim Morrison and the Doors
40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? -- Black & Grey Converses
41. Are you jealous of anyone? -- Vincent Chase
42. Who is your favorite actor? -- Ricky Gervais
43. What time is it? -- 9:09 PM
44. Do any of your friends have children? -- yes
45. Do you eat healthy? -- Nope
46. What do you usually do during the day? -- That's the dumbest question i've ever read
47. Who did you last kiss? -- my girlfriend
48. Have you ever been to Europe? -- I live there
49. Name one thing you’d still like to do. -- Playing a gig at Old Trafford with my band. Can I?
50. Favorite color? -- black


Sebastien "Serenade" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 25 days ago

If I WAS IN UR BED

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Tickle me
3) Scream
4) Push me out the bed
5) Arouse me
6) Climb on top of me
7) Cuddle me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops

Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back.
Sebastien "Serenade" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 29 days ago