~"[THE HUMAN PETS SAGA]"~

~WRITTEN BY ME~

I am on a never ending quest to find your booty hole and rescue it from human pets and its men! I will stop at nothing until the booty hole is safe again! Once upon a life in existence there was a booty hole! Big and brown! It is rumored men drank from this booty hole and when they did it would grant them three wishes. Many men have searched for the booty hole but none was ever found. Many many men have died on the never ending quest for the booty hole.

Once was I a great master of the booty hole! I trained in the arts mastering the booty hole and all of its divine power until one day the booty hole vanished! I need your help to find the booty hole! My family passed down the booty hole from generation to generation hoping one day the chosen one would return and drink from the booty hole.

None dare to go where the booty hole goes!

BEWARE! BEWARE! YE who enters the booty hole must drink and give forth new life from the booty hole!

Powerful forces are after your booty hole! It is up to I! I must make your booty hole safe from human pets and its men! I am on a never ending quest to find your booty hole and I will stop at nothing until your booty hole is rightfully returned to those who deserve it.

Its said one who so drinks from your booty hole, a curse would walk among the living dead 10 folds. The booty hole would unleash plagues of madness and humanity would be at its knees from the booty hole. All from which the booty hole realm inside the booty hole all will parish!

Thats why I need your help! I must find the booty hole and return it to my master so he can drink from your booty hole and it will restore knowledge amd absolute power but advise with cation, Ye booty hole holds treasures unknown to men! They will stop at nothing until they find your booty hole!

Drink from ye booty hole I say drink!

AND BE MERRY!

AVASTE THE BOOTY HOLE MATEY!

ARGH
Unknown "Banana" Lonely - 16 years, 6 months, 20 days ago