Sorry, didn't mean to confuse - I was just trying to be funny... Just think your photos are damn fine, and you're well worth owning!
Try some of my own vintage - I'm not trying to get you drunk - honest! It's not spiked!

You have been given time to enjoy a glass of Karla Meowlot.

Umm, I brought you because you seem to have found my missing pair of peanuts. Can I claim them back?
As a cat, I'll be happy to drag a towel into your bathroom after each bath, if you like....