Pick up lines!!


1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Unknown "sem hot to very" Annoyed - 15 years, 12 months, 4 days ago

I miss my brother. Hes gettin married and has been busy planning it these last 6 or more months. And he never calls me or wants to hang out. Hes always mad at my parents for something. And its always about stupid shit. His fiancee's parents are makin this bigger then what either of them actually wanted. So hes stressed and angry now all the time. I dont even bother to call him anymore cause i dont need him mad at me. And they got some engagement pictures taken just abit ago and there were the couple ones and then they had taken single photos of just him and just her, and i was goin through the ones of him and i started cryin, cause i miss my brother, i miss my older brother. : (
Unknown "sem hot to very" Annoyed - 16 years, 28 days ago

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the
people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and
believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance,
take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy,
they just promised it would be worth it.'
"Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. And enjoy your life !
Unknown "sem hot to very" Annoyed - 16 years, 2 months ago

well hasnt been too bad lately. emotions up and down. trying to make myself patient with things.

i bought some new shoes mmmmm and they are actually sexy and they fit! happy lil camper i am. ive worn them already and He liked em : D lol gives my booty alittle bit of that sexy swing ; )

also bought a new corset but it just doesnt fit my boobs right lol so i think ill actually be returnin it ah well. i would love to get a real leather corset mmm that would be terribly hot. but their so damn exspensive. like 400-500$$ plus O.O crazy. He said maybe someday i would be worth that much lol *crosses fingers* hehe

cant wait til the end of this month (is it here yet!!) going up to San Fran for the Folsom celebration!!! Going with Sir, becca, stacie and maybe her guy. im terribly excited. ive always wanted to see San Fran : D *claps and dances around*
Unknown "sem hot to very" Annoyed - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

So here was my "3 day weekend". I still had to work Sat but it felt like a 3 day weekend hehe.

Fri: 3 other women and myself all went to 6 Flags Magic Mountain together, fuckin what a blast lol. Almost pissed myself from the laughter : D

Sat: Worked until 4pm then went to the Dungeon with Jeremy. 'Nough said hehehehe

Sun: LP LP LP LP LP LP LP LP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT TO SEE LINKIN PARK AHHHH omg omg fuckin AWESOME!!!! hehe i dont think i was screamin the songs loud enough cause i still was able to talk, abit gravely but hehe you could still understand what i was sayin. But man my first rock concert AND my all time FAV band *purrs with contentment*

all i need now is some sex . . . . : > hehehe rofl
Unknown "sem hot to very" Annoyed - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago