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Nikki B
Nikki B owns this human at 6666 points.
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Sparkling

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To make it stand, you wet it !. To make it wet, you suck it ! To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, you push ! Damn,,,,,,,,Threading a needle when your older is NO JOKE !
Unknown "*Dream Worthy*" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
Unknown
So what's in a tail? Humm more like what is behind the tail or is that tail wagging or not...
Unknown "*Dream Worthy*" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago
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Nikki B
I swear honest to goodness you were in my dream last night! Looked like you anyway ~ I drew ya! 'Twas weridness via HP ;P Just thought I'd let ya know :)
Nikki B "*Nikki*" Sparkling - 15 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
Unknown
Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster?'

'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

'Could I see him?'

Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?'
Unknown "*Dream Worthy*" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 15 days ago
Barb

You have been given shiny catsuit !!.
Crafted by SteeL
Barb purrrring... ;) - 15 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
Barb

You have been given spiky bra !!.
Crafted by SteeL
Barb purrrring... ;) - 15 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Nikki B

You have been given a kiss to my pet.
Crafted by Unknown
Nikki B "*Nikki*" Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago
Barb

You have been given r u ready 4 ur spankin now sir?.
Crafted by akasha
Barb purrrring... ;) - 16 years, 6 months, 9 days ago
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