Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.
Unknown "Sandy" Adored - 17 years, 20 days ago

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend
Unknown "Sandy" Adored - 17 years, 21 days ago

Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find
Unknown "Sandy" Adored - 17 years, 21 days ago

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else
Unknown "Sandy" Adored - 17 years, 21 days ago

“Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?”
-Homer Simpson
Unknown "Sandy" Adored - 17 years, 21 days ago